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Bro, Why Are You Filming Yourself Crying?
Alright, bro, we need to have a serious conversation about a modern plague that’s infecting my timeline: people posting videos of...

The Cat Brah
Jan 93 min read
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The Pink Sauce Saga: Bro, You Really Thought This Was a Good Idea?
Alright, bros, we need to talk about the collective brain fart that was the Pink Sauce craze on TikTok. You remember it, right? . That...

The Cat Brah
Jan 74 min read
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Fast Food: Expensive Garbage in a Paper Bag
Alright, bros, we need to talk about something that’s been weighing on me heavier than a triple cheeseburger with extra fries: fast food....

The Cat Brah
Dec 29, 20243 min read
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Karens of the Neighborhood Watch Groups: Defender of Idiots
One of the most baffling phenomena of our time: Karens in neighborhood watch groups defending dumb ass criminals. You’d think these...

The Cat Brah
Dec 29, 20244 min read
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Sidewalk Hogs: The Menace to Society
Alright, bro, let’s talk about one of my personal favorites. The most annoying species on the planet: people who walk side by side and...

The Cat Brah
Dec 29, 20243 min read
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Are You All Copy-Pasting Trends From TikTok?
We need to have a talk about this weird thing happening with young people these days: y’all all look the same. Like, exactly the same....

The Cat Brah
Dec 29, 20244 min read
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Bro, I Just Sat Down—People Who Rush You At the Gym
Alright, bros, we need to have a little chat about one of the most annoying things in the gym: the people who can’t wait five seconds...

The Cat Brah
Dec 27, 20243 min read
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Why Energy Drinks Are Basically the Nectar of the Gods
Alright, squad, let’s take a moment to appreciate one of life’s greatest inventions: energy drinks. These bad boys don’t just fuel...

The Cat Brah
Dec 23, 20243 min read
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TikTok Pranksters Are Proof Darwin Was Right
Alright, bros, we need to talk about TikTok pranksters. You know the ones. They’re out there pulling “pranks” so dumb, even your buddy...

The Cat Brah
Dec 23, 20244 min read
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Who Owns the Biggest Ego? A Round-Table Debate
Here we go with another triple threat, the last one we did together was so fun that I decided to do another one... the same day. This is...

The Cat Brah
Dec 23, 20242 min read
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The Truth About Modern Dating: Three Takes
Today we are going to give our totally professional and thought-provoking input on the modern dating scene. I, The Cat Brah, have invited...

The Cat Brah
Dec 23, 20243 min read
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Cringe Gym Bros Are The Real Threat To Gyms
Alright, bros, it’s time we had a heart-to-heart about the modern gym scene. Once upon a time, the gym was a sacred space—a place where...

The Cat Brah
Dec 22, 20243 min read
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TikTok Dances Are Proof That We’ve Officially Got Nothing Better To Do
Alright, listen up, squad. We need to have a serious talk about TikTok dances. You know, those choreographed flail-a-thons where people...

The Cat Brah
Dec 21, 20243 min read
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Video Games Going Ugly: An Adult Perspective
Let me ask you a question, When is Mario going to apologize to Bowser for constantly aggressing him... her... it? Remember when video...

The Cat Brah
Dec 21, 20243 min read
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