Are You All Copy-Pasting Trends From TikTok?

We need to have a talk about this weird thing happening with young people these days: y’all all look the same. Like, exactly the same.

Same hair, same outfits, same attitude, same everything.

It’s like someone hit “Ctrl+C” on one TikTok influencer... just LOL... calling them an influencer... and just pasted them across an entire generation.

And before you come at me with “It’s just the trends, bro,” let’s be real here, trends are about expressing yourself, not cloning yourself. Isn't a trend supposed to be cool? All I've been seeing is straight up low I.Q. shit, and not just dumb but lazy too.

It’s like you teens, tweens, and whatever you are... all bought the same “Starter Pack for Staying Relevant in 2024” and just running with it.

Try harder.

The Clone Army Haircut

First, let’s talk about the hair.

For the dudes, it’s always the same damn thing: floppy in the front, buzzed on the sides, looking like every guy who’s ever slid into a girl’s DMs with a “yo.”

And the girls? Oh, it’s either the stick-straight middle part or the low bun that screams, “I swear I have my life together”.

Actually, no... it's worse, the cool new thing for guys is that curly mushroom hair. Where the fuck did that even come from? Your head literally looks like a penis... I don't know why people aspire so hard to be dick heads. But since everyone is rushing to the salon, to get that perm and penis head transformation glow-up, I guess this is innovation at work. BTW, don't forget to hit the nail salon on the way home and get those nails done right.

I don't even know anymore. Anyone remember that emo hair from back in the day? Now I thought that was dumb but... actually on second thought... dink hair is pretty high up there too. But at least the emo hair took time and skill to achieve, have you ever seen the work that goes into that shit? It is wild.

The Uniform: Oversized Hoodies and Baggy Pants

Oh, look, another oversized hoodie with leggings or jeans so big they could double as a parachute.

Revolutionary.

Newsflash bruh, we already did this as kids. Go look up the song Wipe Me Down, giant hoodies and pants. Check. Don't forget to wipe yourself down.

Don’t think I didn’t notice that every hoodie is from the same five brands, like some kind of unwritten rule that individuality is illegal. Why does all this feel so familiar?

So that was for the chicks, how about the dudes? Same thing—baggy sweatpants, plain tees, and sneakers that look like they’ve been dipped in glue and slapped with every logo under the sun. Once again, been there, done that. Anyone remember Phat Farms?

Bro, I get it, you’re comfy, you fit in with everyone... but do you own anything that doesn’t look like it was picked straight from a TikTok fashion haul?

The main difference is back then, we chose a team. And you represented your team to the death. There were the emo kids, jocks, preps, nerds, and ect. Everyone dressed the part like they were the Bloodz or Cripz. But now everyone just copies the same shit. For real, how can any of you losers go out with that little strut. The "I am some pretty hot shit" strut and not be embarrassed that you are just another clone.

Instagram Face: The Ultimate Copy-Paste

Now let’s talk about the face.

Listen, I don’t know what filter or surgery package everyone’s signed up for, but y’all need to chill. Is someone offering a TikTok 3-in-1 face package somewhere that I'm not seeing? Every chick who thinks they're famous has the same lip injections.

Same lips. Same eyebrows. Same expression.

Let's totally do a TikTok dance together!

Its like every chick transformed into a thot bot, with a slight bitch-face. People just look at you for 5-seconds and know you're just another one of THOSE chicks.

And let’s not forget the dead giveaway: the contour that makes your face look like it was carved out of marble. It’s cool the first time you see it, but when everybody is rocking the same look? It’s like walking into a wax museum where everyone’s vaguely the same level of “hot.”

Lady brahs, I get you strive to be unique and you say you aren't like the other chicks. But how can you say that, when you literally all look the same. Fake.

Personality? Nah, Just TikTok Trends

Here’s the thing, bro: it’s not just the look that’s the same—it’s the vibes. Everyone’s into the same five hobbies, the same shows, the same playlists.

If I hear one more person talk about “romanticizing their life” while sipping overpriced coffee and wearing $300 sneakers, I might actually lose it.

It’s like originality is out of stock, so everyone’s just sharing the same five personality traits on rotation. What happened in the last 5 years? Did human beings get replaced by lizards pretending to be people?

“Oh, you like thrifting, self-care, and journaling?

How unique of you. Truly groundbreaking.”

Stop being fucking lazy. How many times do I have to teach you this? Anyone can copy a trend, it is the brainless choice for those with nothing special to offer. And of all places to copy from, you chose TikTok? Just lol.

The Death of Self-Expression

Look, TikTok trends are fine, trends in general are fine.

Everyone’s been there.

But the whole point of trends is to take what’s cool and make it yours. Now it’s like everyone’s so scared of standing out that they’ve just decided to blend in completely.

What happened to the days of dressing how you want, looking how you want, and not caring what anyone thought? Instead, everyone’s just competing to be the most “aesthetic,” like life is one big Pinterest board.

If I wanted to walk around half naked with nothing but a pair of $20 sneakers, you bet your ass I'mma rocket that shit to the moon.

Final Thoughts

Bros, originality is fire.

Individuality is what makes people interesting. If you’re out here looking, acting, and dressing like everyone else, you’re not standing out—you’re fading into the background.