TikTok Pranksters Are Proof Darwin Was Right

Alright, bros, we need to talk about TikTok pranksters.

You know the ones. They’re out there pulling “pranks” so dumb, even your buddy who thought he could eat 50 hot habanero wings in under 10 minutes would be like, “Bro, that’s pretty damn stupid.” And honestly, the fact that they’re still walking around with all their teeth is the eighth wonder of the world.

Pranks Aren’t Pranks

Let’s get one thing straight: a prank is supposed to be funny, bro.

Like saran wrapping a toilet seat or convincing Stylin Kyle that his truck got repossessed. What it’s not supposed to be is walking up to a stranger in Walmart, throwing a pie in their face, and yelling, “IT’S JUST A PRANK, BRO!” That’s not a prank. That’s a one-way ticket to getting drop-kicked in the frozen food aisle.

And to be frank, if you threw a pie in my face the first thing I'd be doing is kicking your ass.

TikTok “pranks” have gone from dumb to criminal. What part of “pretending to steal someone’s car” sounds funny? You’re not a comedian, dude. You’re just filming yourself being a degenerate piece of shit.

Clout is a Disease

Here’s the deal: TikTok pranksters don’t care about being funny. They care about going viral. It’s all about the views. Doesn’t matter if the “prank” makes zero sense or leaves someone fucked up—as long as it gets a million likes, it’s a win in their book.

These clout-chasers are out here doing the dumbest shit for internet points. Stealing people’s food? Pouring milk on strangers in public? Dressing up like a giant trash bag and tackling pedestrians?

And they all end the same way: “OMG, IT’S JUST A PRANK! THERE’S A CAMERA RIGHT THERE!”

Yeah, no kidding, dude. I hope that camera captures the exact moment someone knocks you out. There isn't even a way to put what I feel into proper words. Like, picture a typical TikTok prankster and the first thing that happens is you get a sick feeling in your gut. Then comes the face... that same face you make when you see a tweaker shitting on the sidewalk in front of Starbucks. It is absolutely amazing seeing a pile of shit take human form.

Did You Ask For This?

What’s wild is that nobody is out here begging for these pranks to happen.

Who wakes up in the morning and thinks, “Man, I really hope a random TikTok dumbass comes and smashes a cake in my face”? Literally no one. These pranksters are like mosquitoes—unwanted, annoying, and way too confident.

Life ain't a jar of smiles. Okay?

Oh, and let’s not forget the bystanders. Half the time, these “pranks” end with someone’s grandma looking like she’s about to throw hands. I don’t blame her. If I saw some kid fake proposing to a stranger in a grocery store aisle for TikTok, I’d probably punt his phone into the next zip code. Respect your elders, bro.

The Consequences are Hilarious

The only silver lining in all this stupidity is watching these pranksters face the consequences.

Like the dude who tried to prank a guy at the gym by “stealing” his weights. Spoiler alert: the dude didn’t laugh. He put the prankster in a headlock and probably made him regret every decision he’s ever made.

Or the guy who thought it’d be funny to throw water balloons at a group of bikers. Yeah, turns out bikers don’t have a sense of humor when it comes to being soaked in public.

Who knew!?

Watching these losers who grew up without fathers getting absolutely wrecked is the real comedy here, bro.

Keep it coming.

How Did We Get Here?

The real question is, how did we reach a point where faking your own kidnapping for views is considered entertainment?

Somewhere along the way, “funny” got replaced with “how much dumb shit can I do before someone calls the cops?”

And honestly, I blame social media. Back in the day, a good prank didn’t need to be recorded. It just needed to make your friends laugh and maybe get you banned from that one pizza place. Simpler times. And to be even more honest, it is all our faults for watching this shit. Engagement is their fucking juice, if we all ignored stupid mother fuckers like we should... this wouldn't even be a thing. This is where bullies made the world a better place, these assholes would be hunted down by the damn societal Terminator.

Final Thoughts

At the end of the day, TikTok pranksters are the Temu version of comedians—no originality, no class, no balls, and no clue. Remember that idiot who pulled "pranks" then hid behind a bodyguard? I don't even know that cuck's name but it takes a real man to hide behind Tyrone. They'd probably suck a mean... you know what... if it meant getting 1 million views. For The Cat Brah, I am just a simple man, I make my money the old fashion way. By getting up in the morning and going to work everyday, bro. While also dabbling in other dumb shit like wasting all my money on drugs, hookers, roulette, and expressing myself via an artistic medium called blogging.

If you’ve gotta risk getting punched in the face just to go viral, maybe it’s time to reevaluate your life choices. Or at least find a hobby that doesn’t involve being, I don't know, an inbred degenerate?

So, to all the wannabe pranksters out there: maybe take a step back and think, “Is this actually funny, or am I just being another stupid mother fucker?" If you have any doubt in your mind, set the phone down and go smoke weed or something.